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12 very upset people with sore feet
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Did you hear the bones crack?
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Hell yes, I had taken some of the air out of the tyres to make it worse
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Good planning!

Not too slow on the way home on empty tyres?
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Not when the pump is in the back of the chair!!!
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I would love to have seen that
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Quite brilliant!
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Having a wheelchair can be loads of fun if you just stop and have a think about what you can do.
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soc wrote:Having a wheelchair can be loads of fun if you just stop and have a think about what you can do.
Before retiring, I was a LGO working in Community & Social Services and came across, (if you'll pardon the expression), many wheel-chair bound people.

I know exactly what you're getting at Sean, and some of the stories I could tell...................................
John Rutley. Prep B & Coleridge B. 1958-1963.
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Go on then!

Start with the best one and work your way downwards!
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huntertitus wrote:Go on then!

Start with the best one and work your way downwards!
Unfortunately, I'm bound by confidentiality !

Suggest you ask Sean for some pointers in the right direction !
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Moi? Innocent little Moi? I wouldn't have a clue honest!
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J.R. wrote:
huntertitus wrote:Go on then!

Start with the best one and work your way downwards!
Unfortunately, I'm bound by confidentiality !
For heaven's sake, since when did coppers (or ex-coppers) keep their mouths shut when they should have?

Come on, spill the beans (and wheelchairs)
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars
but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
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J.R. wrote:
huntertitus wrote:Go on then!

Start with the best one and work your way downwards!
Unfortunately, I'm bound by confidentiality !
For heaven's sake, since when did coppers (or ex-coppers) keep their mouths shut when they should have? Had a serving one here a week ago ........

Come on, spill the beans (and wheelchairs).
Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars
but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million.
(Arnold Schwarzenegger!)
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sejintenej wrote:
J.R. wrote:
huntertitus wrote:Go on then!

Start with the best one and work your way downwards!
Unfortunately, I'm bound by confidentiality !
For heaven's sake, since when did coppers (or ex-coppers) keep their mouths shut when they should have? Had a serving one here a week ago ........

Come on, spill the beans (and wheelchairs).
as we're in the smutty topic i feel duty bound to question your wording here... a serving one?
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