A bit of fun

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:17 pm

this really has become a bit of fun

Jude · Post by **Jude** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 5:22 pm

no comments on the length of the tool.................

As for CH peeps and gainful employment - no comment either!!!!!!!!!

I danced with my sister because I hate myself - Thanks alot! NOT!

huh I will put the tree one in and you can all see what sort of tree you are!

kerrensimmonds · Post by **kerrensimmonds** » Tue Oct 03, 2006 9:25 pm

'I loved my brother because I am cool like that.'

Funnily enough when I went to CH aged 9 I left my 4 year old brother at home. And fantasised about how I would smuggle him back into School to live in the drawer of my bedside locker, whilst I and my friends brought him titbits from the school table (ha ha). Don't worry... the fantasy was never realised!
50 years and four children (his) later, he is no longer the little brother of whom I was so protective at the time!

UserRequestedRemoval · Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:57 pm

What a lovely story, to hear of a brother and sister loving each other. My wife and her brother were at war from day one with oftern hilarious results.

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:41 pm

Richard Ruck wrote:
soc wrote:13.5 inches long, that is just taking the mickey! What does he do, tie it to his leg?
I caught a bit of this too. Seems he can't really use it for its intended purpose, either.

Not only would a female partner find it, shall we say, a tad impractical, but it takes an awful lot of blood to pump the thing up to a state of readiness............

Not so much a piccolo as an oboe, then ?

Must admit Jan and I caught some of the programme.

He's was definitely a 'swinger'!

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:42 pm

soc wrote:What a lovely story, to hear of a brother and sister loving each other.

Have you seen 'Caligula', then?

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:43 pm

J.R. wrote:Not so much a piccolo as an oboe, then ?!

More like a Sousaphone!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:08 pm

.... or a dodgy re doo

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 3:15 pm

Richard Ruck wrote:
J.R. wrote:Not so much a piccolo as an oboe, then ?!
More like a Sousaphone!

That's the Dictaphone joke kerknackered, then !

Euterpe13 · Post by **Euterpe13** » Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:22 pm

soc wrote:What a lovely story, to hear of a brother and sister loving each other. .

vice is nice but incest is best ????

UserRequestedRemoval · Wed Oct 04, 2006 7:49 pm

Ah yes Caligula......................The only film I ever saw that left me stunned from start to finish

cj · Post by cj » Wed Oct 04, 2006 11:21 pm

J.R. wrote:Not so much a piccolo as an oboe, then ?

Leave it out! I played the licquorice stick in the band for a good few years, and it never looked like that.

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:15 am

... then leaving it out would be more comfortable, I think.

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:49 am

soc wrote:What a lovely story, to hear of a brother and sister loving each other. My wife and her brother were at war from day one with oftern hilarious results.

well now you have your own sis!! no rude comments please!

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:50 am

I kicked my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.