Diversion! (Health Warning! Full of smutty inuendo etc.)

UserRequestedRemoval · Thu Oct 05, 2006 1:39 pm

Would you be in trouble legally if you divulged anything JR?

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:09 pm

What is the meaning of the colloquial word "Bottler"?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Thu Oct 05, 2006 2:44 pm

what???

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:45 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:what???

Come on, Ruth! You heard the first time - he said "bottler" (I think)

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:58 pm

but I've never heard of it...

why'd he say 'bottler'?

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:05 pm

J.R is very nervous about telling us a saucy story

He dangled a carrot and then cruelly withdrew it

I was just asking what the term meant to see if it could be applied in this case

Do you follow?

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Thu Oct 05, 2006 4:08 pm

Ah, I see a cunning plan.

Let's see if he bites...

(are we in a place where I can say that? My boss just came in and asked me a question so I'm momentarily lost)

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:08 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:(are we in a place where I can say that? My boss just came in and asked me a question so I'm momentarily lost)

Yes, Ruth. We are all very diversified here. I don't think you can claim to be properly lost just yet.

huntertitus wrote:J.R is very nervous about telling us a saucy story

He dangled a carrot and then cruelly withdrew it

I was always told that that this was never a very safe way of going about things ...... but then, we are talking about J.R. I suppose.

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:39 pm

blondie95 wrote:It all happens generally once Mr P has gone to bed!!!

What does Amy? Do you have personal experience of this?

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:41 pm

huntertitus wrote:He dangled a carrot and then cruelly withdrew it

Carrotus interruptus, then.......

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:43 pm

DavebytheSea wrote:
blondie95 wrote:It all happens generally once Mr P has gone to bed!!!
What does Amy? Do you have personal experience of this?

er DBTS you have read the saturday morning thread??? all the exciting things happen when Mr P has gone to bed at his parties,and therest of us think its fun to stay up till 6am then get about 3 hours sleep when Mr P gets up completely awake!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:54 pm

Clearly I totally misunderstood!

DavebytheSea · Post by **DavebytheSea** » Thu Oct 05, 2006 6:39 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:why'd he say 'bottler'?

Perhaps he had just hit his thumb with a hammer while thinking of a well-earned glass and just got his consonants confused??

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 10:02 am

DavebytheSea wrote:Clearly I totally misunderstood!

I think so!

I tend to fade about 3 in the morning so go to bed - party carries on in a sleepy drunken way. I get up early the next morning and laugh at everyone!

blondie95 · Post by **blondie95** » Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:41 am

Mr P lum gets up the next morning climbs over people and laughs at whosose fallen asleep with who and wait for us all to awake and realise what we have done