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All I'm going to say on the subject of wheelchairs is this..............

Your average fit and healthy person often sees people in wheelchairs as inadequate people with no feelings and desires. They couldn't be further from the truth.

I have had described to me, by both male and female wheelchair bound people, in GREAT detail how easy and fun wheelchair sex can be.

There is more, but that's as far as I'm going with this one !
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blondie95 wrote:Mr P lum gets up the next morning climbs over people and laughs at whosose fallen asleep with who and wait for us all to awake and realise what we have done
It's hilarious!
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Great Plum wrote:
blondie95 wrote:Mr P lum gets up the next morning climbs over people and laughs at whosose fallen asleep with who and wait for us all to awake and realise what we have done
It's hilarious!

Yes, for you I can imagine it's quite a laugh...

... while for the rest of us...
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... it's funnier in the afternoon...
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why? what do we do in the afternoon???
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you become less hungover and you realise it was funny...
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I never had a hangover at your parties... must try harder...

but I get what you mean...
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ive had many a hangover at his parties and it is much funnier once we have had sauasge sandwiches! I was in bed for two days with a hangover after the 'talked about' new years one!
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ha ha!

yes i do remember being grateful for the breakfast actually, now you mention it!
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Ruthie-Baby wrote:ha ha!

yes i do remember being grateful for the breakfast actually, now you mention it!
as were the dogs ;)
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I don't know if the carpet was so appreciative of the oil stain...
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Great Plum wrote:I don't know if the carpet was so appreciative of the oil stain...
oil stain, what oil stain?
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From the frying pan that was carried down the corridor with hot oil in...
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not guilty gov

which house was that?
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The one in West Gun Copse...
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