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Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:55 pm

nothing I can suggest for that I'm afraid

other than going down the pub...

I navigate by pubs too

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:58 pm

Is there still a big kebab shop on Stretham High Street not far from this great pub that did loads of real ales. I bought a mixed kebab from there once and couldn't walk afterwards, it was huge!

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:06 pm

alas not only is there no good kebab shop, there is no pub that does lots of real ales

well only the Wetherspoons... and it's not great, even for a 'spoons.

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:49 pm

Now that just is not right. Both the kebab shop and the pub were worth travelling miles for

Ruthie-Baby(old a/c) · Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:37 pm

tell me about it

that's why i'm beginning to think about relocating...

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 7:12 pm

Ah you need to be near your bro and all the real ale we have!

sejintenej · Post by **sejintenej** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 9:00 pm

Ruthie-Baby wrote:I decided when I was about 3 that I'm going to get married at Plummers Plain.

better than Pratt's Bottom, I suppose

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:09 am

Or even Wyre Piddle, North Piddle or Lower Piddle

cj · Post by cj » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:44 am

Or Penistone. Or Tw@tt (Orkney Isles).

cj · Post by cj » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:49 am

It won't let me write the genuine name of a geographical location.

At the fourth attempt, it begins with the letter 'T', then follows a 'w', coming shortly thereafter 'a', ending in a double 't'. Lower case ****. Upper class **** (I've written it in capitals but you can't see the joke, a bit like a visual gag on the radio). Now at the beginning of each line
T
w
a
t
t

And that's the name of the village!

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:49 am

Exactly!

There is even a small village near me call much dullop

cj · Post by cj » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:55 am

This may appeal to a small number of forum members.

http://www.rudebritain.co.uk/

cj · Post by cj » Wed Oct 18, 2006 12:58 am

Or this.

http://www.cowdery.demon.co.uk/Rude.htm

Nobton-on-nob could be straight out of Viz.

Scone Lover · Post by **Scone Lover** » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:07 am

Those are good, thanks for that

cj · Post by cj » Wed Oct 18, 2006 1:08 am

Or even this!

http://www.i-r-genius.com/rudeplaces.html

An impetuous and vigourous River of Arse. In France. Naturellement.