Just excuse me a moment or twenty. OK, I know I should be big enough by now to excuse myself but I have just had a nasty shock. It was definitely a 440 volt shock - not one of thoise little household 230 volt ones but a read full blooded Unofficial Christs Hospital Forum shock or perhaps even a KGB inspired 4400 volt one.
I have just seen honesty, starkers, in its full inflattering glory. Not hidden not dissimulated but full frontal in all its shocking [I can't use that word in front of a family audience even if you were at Christs Hospital and got the unmasked facts of life direct from DRW].
I am referring to our newest member. His (or is it her?) occupation is claimed to be himself (kinky so-and-so) and his sole admitted interest is in himself (wow). OK so if we admit it (which we don't) then perhaps that might just go for one or two of us - I deny it for myself, but for someone to actually admit it in front of the assembled multitudes (well, I'm the only one logged in at present so that makes me a multitude) is an eyeopener, a mindboggler. He even has a website showing lots of pretty houses - but I'm not sure I want yet another house and one which will soon be in the middle of a snowfield? As for the text? I can't read it - its all cyrillic or something strange - something taught at Hoiusie in the new enlightened age of Mandarin oranges and Russian wodka?
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I'm sure Domostryka is taking the Mickey and extracting the urine; what does he want with them? Perhaps he'll tell us in the fullness of time .....

In the meantime please return Mickey and the piss
