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So what role were you asking for / being dumped with, or was it a roll as in rolling around on the floor with laughtergemmygemmerson wrote:Um, not that many times. I didn't really need to, well except for the time I was late to role call which to be honest wasn't an excuse and was true. I honestly didn't know.
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Custard.........
I think Josh may embellish this story further than I am able since he was there aswell and also experienced a small portion of the custard incident.
It began on thursday. The very first day I was wearing uniform and at lunchtime. I walked into the dining hall with a certain Mr Bell next to me and then we went into the kitchen area.
I grabbed a tray.
I walked a few steps
Someone dropped their bowl of custard on the floor
It shot up like an atomic bomb
Covered a huge portion of my skirt ( nearly a quarter )
I went into shock
I tried to wash it off
It didn't work very well
I got help from matron but I had to spend the rest of the week and my very first week there wearing a skirt that was obviously the victim of a bespattering of custard.
I could maybe have survived that....... If Josh had not laughed at me constantly about it.

I think Josh may embellish this story further than I am able since he was there aswell and also experienced a small portion of the custard incident.
It began on thursday. The very first day I was wearing uniform and at lunchtime. I walked into the dining hall with a certain Mr Bell next to me and then we went into the kitchen area.
I grabbed a tray.
I walked a few steps
Someone dropped their bowl of custard on the floor
It shot up like an atomic bomb
Covered a huge portion of my skirt ( nearly a quarter )
I went into shock
I tried to wash it off
It didn't work very well
I got help from matron but I had to spend the rest of the week and my very first week there wearing a skirt that was obviously the victim of a bespattering of custard.
I could maybe have survived that....... If Josh had not laughed at me constantly about it.
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Oh Dear. I perceive a dynamic here that might go on for donkeys' years. I am sorry about the custard skirt, Gemma. How awful. And how very ill mannered of Josh to laugh at you about it, when it was not even your fault.
I will watch this Forum now to see how the two of you continue in your relationship........
Good luck to the both of you!
Kerren
I will watch this Forum now to see how the two of you continue in your relationship........
Good luck to the both of you!
Kerren
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It really was awful. He wouldn't stop laughing at me and kept pointing out custard when ever it was being served. He would also constantly make jokes about corn. It wasn't my fault that I choked on a bit of corn. O! Disaster.
CH Dining and I just sadly do not get on.......neither do Mr Bell and I when he tries to change the rapist hairlines!!!!!!>
( No seriously Josh, Stop it )
CH Dining and I just sadly do not get on.......neither do Mr Bell and I when he tries to change the rapist hairlines!!!!!!>





( No seriously Josh, Stop it )
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Female Solidarity!
Yes, Josh, stop it!
The custard skirt incident makes me wonder. Looking at those skirts, they'd need to be dry cleaned, wouldn't they? Does the school do this for you when necessary?
(Would have added an extra duty to the Wardrobe Room at Hertford - in charge of Dry Cleaning!)
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The custard skirt incident makes me wonder. Looking at those skirts, they'd need to be dry cleaned, wouldn't they? Does the school do this for you when necessary?
(Would have added an extra duty to the Wardrobe Room at Hertford - in charge of Dry Cleaning!)
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Rapist hairlines
It means Facebook. Long long explanation but it means facebook.
Well, I think you can get dry cleaning done at CH in holidays only in very extenuating circumstances and it isn't offered to everyone. Mine is being done at school I think because just incase I don't come back in september, they would have lost a whole uniform
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Well, I think you can get dry cleaning done at CH in holidays only in very extenuating circumstances and it isn't offered to everyone. Mine is being done at school I think because just incase I don't come back in september, they would have lost a whole uniform

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