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[kerrensimmonds]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7301423.stm

[marty]

Heather McHalfknee is an out and out lunatic. Sky News posted the whole judgement in pdf format yesterday and I had a quick read of it yesterday evening. Most of her evidence was either less than economical with the truth or at best, fantasy. I think she's greedy and calculating - she even got a loan from Sir Paul for a property on which the mortgage had already been paid. I didn't trust her before they got married and I trust her even less now.

[kerrensimmonds]

So you are not offering to share in her millions, then, Marty?! She'll be looking for a new playmate...........

[J.R.]

I didn't really realise until I did some extensive research, that she was.....

(allegedly), a high-class call girl in her past, AND,

performed, (again allegedly), in porn films !

"I rest me case, Me Lud !"

[blondie95]

i too had a quick read through the judgement document and another thing came jumping out at me that has not really been talked about!

She claimed that when she met sir paul she had around £2-3m in the bank-none of which can be tracked or seen in her historic account details. She then said she gave around 90% of her earnings to charity-again now of which shows up in tax returns and nor have any charities come forward to say anything.

I cant help but think that all this and the outburst's may tarnish her now in terms of her charity work-will a charity be keen to be seen working with her?

[kerrensimmonds]

Isn't there some saying that 'there's no fool like an old fool'?. Perhaps this could apply to Paul the Beatle.. very sad. But for me the saddest element in all of this is that Paul and Linda's children now have a four year old half sister, whose future care now seems to be very much a cause for public concern. I wonder how they (and Beatrix's dad) feel about that aspect of things? Before he remarried, they were a close family, I believe....
I applaud him for the dignity he has shown in all of this mess, but what on earth made him marry her in the first place?
(Don't answer that, JR.....!)

[marty]

Not for all the money in the world, Kerren!!!

[sejintenej]

Reference to suggestions about her previous employment, lifted from another forum:

"Heather Mills' (censored)"

http://www.pixalo.com/gallery/data/521/hmp.jpg

[Ajarn Philip]

deludiness

And there I was, stuck here in the middle of nowhere (even BBC World and CNN haven't mentioned it - at least, not in my presence) after a few days away from the forum, blissfully distant from British tabloids, just about thinking I'd worked out what you were all talking about.

Now I realise this might be a bit of a naughticious, possibly even controversionary, post, but believe me, it's being typed with one finger and a huge grin. Thanks, Amy, you made my day!

[Vonny]

Please slap my wrists if this is inappropriate but I was sent this email today:-

It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife are facing divorce, and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about her false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught over the split. "He has been my crutch for so long!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped."

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this."

After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever consider going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called her Heather.

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if an agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on.

Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at night and find her legless."

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

A gold miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate "I'm finished! Who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says "try Paul McCartney."

And finally, a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly removed her suspender belt and...
her leg fell in the river.

[kerrensimmonds]

AAArrggghhhhhh.
Thanks for that. Says it all..........................................

[sejintenej]

Shame it didn't stand up in court.

the pussy?

[J.R.]

............... and on another site I frequent, (footie obviously), a possible reason has been given why Sir P. married her in the first place.

But I can't go into that on here !

[J.R.]

She just couldn't wait to spend all that money, could she ????

http://thebosh.com/archives/upload/2006 ... -mills.jpg

[blondie95]

surely by now she must have realised she has made a bit of an idiot of herself??
And she cant leave the country to go to America (where they love her)!