Did anyone get caught smoking but not get in trouble for it?

Emma Jane · Post by **Emma Jane** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:41 pm

J.R. wrote:
Emma Jane wrote:Oh dear.
Surely you should be hard at work rather than banging out the fish jokes?
Naughty scampis.
On a SCALE of 1 - 10, that was terrible, Emma Jane.

(p.s. Check your PM message box !)

Oh come on.. better than falling if your perch, surely?!

Great Plum · Post by **Great Plum** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:53 pm

Emma, I'd watch out for these two if i were you...

Emma Jane · Post by **Emma Jane** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 4:54 pm

I gathered that... and I am trying.
The fish jokes are horrendous

sport! · Post by **sport!** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:00 pm

....they're a couple of sharks....

Emma Jane · Post by **Emma Jane** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:01 pm

And you're no better!

J.R. · Post by **J.R.** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:11 pm

Time for a cup of CHAR, me-thinks !

Emma Jane · Post by **Emma Jane** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 5:17 pm

Keep this up, and you may just be forced to fell a forest with a herring.
And I don't think that would be much fun.

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:04 pm

Emma Jane wrote:Keep this up, and you may just be forced to fell a forest with a herring.
And I don't think that would be much fun.

Ni!

Feeling a bit battered, are you?

We're just trying to make you feel whelkome.....

Emma Jane · Post by **Emma Jane** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:07 pm

Oh, I am feeling most welcome..
Iki iki iki!

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:09 pm

....and we don't want you to feel out of plaice. We are all gentle soles, really.

Come on, boys and girls, there must be a few more we can winkle out! We can't let this thread flounder.....

As C.H. started as a school for urchins, this is all rather appropriate.

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:10 pm

Emma Jane wrote:Oh, I am feeling most welcome..
Iki iki iki!

Peng!

And, of course, neeeee-wom!

huntertitus · Post by **huntertitus** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:13 pm

We have now haddock couple or more bad fish jokes.
It's been going on for dace.
We all know making fish jokes is a piece of hake.
Cod you please stop them now.
Is everybody herring me?
They're getting me into a bit of a skate.
"STOP!" I hear you whale
So I will not keep carping on.
I'm not whiting another line.
The pub's the plaice for me.
I'm off for a pint.
Of Bass.
(It's good for the sole.)

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:17 pm

huntertitus wrote:We have now haddock couple or more bad fish jokes.
It's been going on for dace.
We all know making fish jokes is a piece of hake.
Cod you please stop them now.
Is everybody herring me?
They're getting me into a bit of a skate.
"STOP!" I hear you whale
So I will not keep carping on.
I'm not whiting another line.
The pub's the plaice for me.
I'm off for a pint.
Of Bass.
(It's good for the sole.)

Robin, you've been a bit quiet. Been working (unlike some of us)?

Emma Jane · Post by **Emma Jane** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:19 pm

working on his last post more like!

Richard Ruck · Post by **Richard Ruck** » Wed Nov 02, 2005 6:21 pm

Emma Jane wrote:working on his last post more like!

Yup, he must have been trawling around for some of those!