I am not usually accused of reticence, but JR has thrown down the gauntlet. Thus I must respond .............. and confess!
The fact is that I was the Camilla of my day. A perfect sight-reader at 12 and totally uninterested in anything remotely connnected with 'pop' music. (It is still the case despite my four children). I did have a wind-up gramophone in the house (Mid A) and sharpened fibre needles to play Tchaikowsky and Sibelius - my passion with Bach was still developing. An album was, and remains, for me a repository for stamps.
So notorious was my obsession with the choir, that on returning late from choir practice one evening I was punished by having to learn (and sing) a pop song. I can remember every syllable, every note to this day.
"If you lay a silver dollar down upon the ground
It will roll because it's round"
... ugh! .... I will not bore you with the rest - but I suppose if you want a full rendition, I will give it in return for a beer at the Bax next Saturday evening. I should add, that it remains to this day the only popular music I have ever acquired.
Nipper? Who he?