Farting
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Re: Farting
I knew of Shreddies as a breakfast cereal and now having seen this link I am right of them!
Interesting stuff though and whilst not the sexiest underwear, certainly a relief for the sufferers!
Interesting stuff though and whilst not the sexiest underwear, certainly a relief for the sufferers!
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It beats me, Lynn.chaosriddenyears wrote:I don't know either why men are so intrigued by farting, even to the point of practising it

I suppose they just don't have as many physical functions to think about, as we do.
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I interviwed a bloke once for a role as Audit Manager on a Government contract; as was my habit then I asked him to tell me something fascinating about himself, he replied "I'm 47 and I still find farting hilarious." Needless to say he got the job...
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Well the women's ones were definitely not sexy, more like granny knickers! But I thought the men's ones were lovely! Or maybe it was just the model's derriere I was admiring, instead of the boxers!CHAZ wrote: Interesting stuff though and whilst not the sexiest underwear, certainly a relief for the sufferers!

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bap wrote:I interviwed a bloke once for a role as Audit Manager on a Government contract; as was my habit then I asked him to tell me something fascinating about himself, he replied "I'm 47 and I still find farting hilarious." Needless to say he got the job...

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This has filled me with disillusionment! When I think that my current husband is now without a job, and has prepared earnestly for interviews and researched carefully every detail he might have needed to reveal to present himself as an ideal candidate...bap wrote:I interviwed a bloke once for a role as Audit Manager on a Government contract; as was my habit then I asked him to tell me something fascinating about himself, he replied "I'm 47 and I still find farting hilarious." Needless to say he got the job...
Oh, despair!
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Will he be prepared to let rip in an interview? All for the greater good, I think you'll agree!
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No.
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Chris says men find it funny because they can do it and women can't. He went on to explain that women can't do it because they don't keep their mouths closed long enough to build up enough pressure.Angela Woodford wrote:It beats me, Lynn.chaosriddenyears wrote:I don't know either why men are so intrigued by farting, even to the point of practising itI honestly don't understand why.
I suppose they just don't have as many physical functions to think about, as we do.
Guess who'll be sleeping in the spare room tonight?
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Re: Farting
Back in the 40s -- in Ba B we had a chap called Ganzas Jones --- (Who is now probably a High Coutrt Judge !) who was able to get a note from a Bugle !
In order to lower the tone even further ----- I qoute one of the only repeatable verses from the "Good Ship Venus "
The first Mate's name was Carter
Who was a Champion Farter
He could fart any thing
From "God save the King"
To Beethoven's third Sonata
Moderators to the rescue please !
In order to lower the tone even further ----- I qoute one of the only repeatable verses from the "Good Ship Venus "
The first Mate's name was Carter
Who was a Champion Farter
He could fart any thing
From "God save the King"
To Beethoven's third Sonata
Moderators to the rescue please !

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Re: Farting
Didn't you see who started this?
Though I HAD moved it here before a Hertford Memory went too far astray.
Though I HAD moved it here before a Hertford Memory went too far astray.
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