Whatever next....?!

[kerrensimmonds]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manc ... 683826.stm

[Foureyes]

Kerren,
Father Christmas conducting an (un)dress rehearsal, perhaps?

[marty]

Saw that this morning. Made me laugh.

I was also came across this the other day:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/glou ... 982080.stm

[J.R.]

I believe the burglar was suffering from FLOO at the time !

(Where's me coat ??)

[Ajarn Philip]

I believe the burglar was suffering from FLOO at the time !

(Where's me coat ??)

Floo? Where's your cote?

What interests me is why a Tesco store would have a chimney... what are they burning...?

[J.R.]

I believe the burglar was suffering from FLOO at the time !

(Where's me coat ??)

Floo? Where's your cote?

What interests me is why a Tesco store would have a chimney... what are they burning...?

In the kubord - were dyou fink ?

[englishangel]

J.R. has been reading too much Harry Potter

[J.R.]

Careful Mary, or I'll move your post to the 'What Are You Reading' thread !!

[CHAZ]

This one is not so funny but most curious...Careful ladies!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... ident.html

[englishangel]

Not just ladies, these are those 'booster' seats for people who are unable to sit on a regular toilet seat.

[Angela Woodford]

Not just ladies, these are those 'booster' seats for people who are unable to sit on a regular toilet seat.

And... whilst we're thinking "booster", look at the Weird Stuff video alongside - the diamond encrusted bra!

Wowee!!!

Thank you, CHAZ!

[midget]

When are you getting your 'Fantasy' Angela? Pictures on the forum please

[CHAZ]

Bras coincé dans les WC pour le passager d'un TGV

B.H. (lefigaro.fr) avec AFP
27/10/2008 | Mise à jour : 10:47 | Commentaires 1 .
L'incident, pour le moins insolite, a bloqué le train La Rochelle-Paris pendant plus de deux heures dans une gare de Charente-Maritime.

Un conseil : si vous faites tomber votre téléphone dans les toilettes d'un train, ne cherchez pas à le retrouver ! Dimanche soir, un passager d'un TGV La Rochelle-Paris en a fait la malencontreuse expérience. Résultat : il s'est retrouvé avec un bras coincé dans la cuvette des toilettes. Un incident rare qui a obligé le TGV à s'arrêter plus de deux heures en gare de Surgères (Charente-Maritime), afin de permettre aux pompiers de dégager le bras de la victime.

Guy gets his arm stuck in the toilet of a TGV train whilst trying to get his mobile which fell into the john: Now how silly is that?!!

Apparently they had to cut away the toilet seat to get to his arm as he was sucked in by the vacuum pump.

[englishangel]

Bras coincé dans les WC pour le passager d'un TGV

B.H. (lefigaro.fr) avec AFP
27/10/2008 | Mise à jour : 10:47 | Commentaires 1 .
L'incident, pour le moins insolite, a bloqué le train La Rochelle-Paris pendant plus de deux heures dans une gare de Charente-Maritime.

Un conseil : si vous faites tomber votre téléphone dans les toilettes d'un train, ne cherchez pas à le retrouver ! Dimanche soir, un passager d'un TGV La Rochelle-Paris en a fait la malencontreuse expérience. Résultat : il s'est retrouvé avec un bras coincé dans la cuvette des toilettes. Un incident rare qui a obligé le TGV à s'arrêter plus de deux heures en gare de Surgères (Charente-Maritime), afin de permettre aux pompiers de dégager le bras de la victime.

Guy gets his arm stuck in the toilet of a TGV train whilst trying to get his mobile which fell into the john: Now how silly is that?!!

Apparently they had to cut away the toilet seat to get to his arm as he was sucked in by the vacuum pump.

TGV = Train Grand Vitesse,

very fast train train Chaz?

Doncha just love the word pompiers? Every time a fire engine goes past I think, just look at those brave pompiers!

[CHAZ]

Exactly right Mary. The TGV has I believe the land speed record of over some 500km/h though they only go about 300Km/h now for the public

In Shanghai you can take the fast train form the airport and this tops 403km/h. It's a magnetic hover ...amazing.

There is indeed somethung very "manly" about the word pompier. In fact they are a lot more than just firemen. They are also nearly always first to an accident scene and administer life saving First Aid.

A lot more manly than those OBs who have gold chains, chest hair and toupées!!! He he