A bit of fun

[englishangel]

My husband and his brother are currently texting each other with films where you drop one letter of the title to make a new name. Good for lovers of "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue".

Here are a couple to get you started.

The LIon, The Itch, and The Wardrobe
Casio Royale (Prince Charles's watch?)

[MKM]

Like the one about the brewery "The Canterbury Ales" or the medical drama "One With the Wind" . Then there's the one set in a Cathedral "All Quiet on the Western Font". Political drama: "West Side Tory". The life story of a sailor: "A Tar is Born".

[MKM]

Or a story about the end of WW2 - "All Quit on the Western Front"

[Jo]

Or Flaubert's gynaecological tale, Madame Ovary

(sorry, I nicked that from Monty Python's Big Red Book )

[Mid A 15]

Or the geographer with one more river to find....

The Deehunter

[englishangel]

the one set in a pub. Vanishing Pint

For cheese lovers. Brie Encounter

Confessions of a Hopaholic

the one about the girlie tattoo parlour. Pretty in Ink.

Father of the Brie.

[Mid A 15]

A story of a twitchy football manager

Arrie

[Mid A 15]

A story of promiscuity.....

Easy Ride

[Mid A 15]

A fascinating biopic of the 2001 London Marathon winner

2001 A Pace Odyssey

[Mid A 15]

A controversial film to antagonise Tree conservationists

Chariots of Fir

[AKAP]

Do I come last with
"Tes of the d'Urbevilles"?

[englishangel]

Looking for a depressed adolescent fish. Finding Emo

The holiday park fo our canine friends 'All Dogs Go To Haven'

H G Wells has a complication choosing what to wear to a formal turn of the century party in.... "The Tie Machine"

The ever so popular tales, loved by children and adults, of a water dwelling creature that can cast magical spells: "Harry Otter and the...."

An epic tale when dinosaurs invade the PGA Tour: "Jurassic Par"

When Hen Nights get out of control 'Invasion of the Boy Snatchers'

Yes, my film student daughter has got her mates doing it too.

[NEILL THE NOTORIOUS]

A Florist's advertisement ---

For Weddings and a Funeral

OUch !

[Mid A 15]

The film of the book Hardy would have written had he lived in the time of Hitchcock

Far From The Madding Crow

[michael scuffil]

This sounds like the regular cartoon feature in The Literary Review, called Illustrations to Unwritten Books. This month's features a stout lady of morose countenance in Georgian dress, behind a steering wheel, captioned "Northanger Cabbie".