Unofficial Christ's Hospital Forum

My husband and his brother are currently texting each other with films where you drop one letter of the title to make a new name. Good for lovers of "I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue".

Here are a couple to get you started.

The LIon, The Itch, and The Wardrobe
Casio Royale (Prince Charles's watch?)

Like the one about the brewery "The Canterbury Ales" or the medical drama "One With the Wind" . Then there's the one set in a Cathedral "All Quiet on the Western Font". Political drama: "West Side Tory". The life story of a sailor: "A Tar is Born".

Or a story about the end of WW2 - "All Quit on the Western Front"

Or Flaubert's gynaecological tale, Madame Ovary

(sorry, I nicked that from Monty Python's Big Red Book )

Or the geographer with one more river to find....

The Deehunter

the one set in a pub. Vanishing Pint

For cheese lovers. Brie Encounter

Confessions of a Hopaholic

the one about the girlie tattoo parlour. Pretty in Ink.

Father of the Brie.

A story of a twitchy football manager

Arrie

A story of promiscuity.....

Easy Ride

A fascinating biopic of the 2001 London Marathon winner

2001 A Pace Odyssey

A controversial film to antagonise Tree conservationists

Chariots of Fir

Do I come last with
"Tes of the d'Urbevilles"?

Looking for a depressed adolescent fish. Finding Emo

The holiday park fo our canine friends 'All Dogs Go To Haven'

H G Wells has a complication choosing what to wear to a formal turn of the century party in.... "The Tie Machine"

The ever so popular tales, loved by children and adults, of a water dwelling creature that can cast magical spells: "Harry Otter and the...."

An epic tale when dinosaurs invade the PGA Tour: "Jurassic Par"

When Hen Nights get out of control 'Invasion of the Boy Snatchers'

Yes, my film student daughter has got her mates doing it too.

A Florist's advertisement ---

For Weddings and a Funeral

OUch !

The film of the book Hardy would have written had he lived in the time of Hitchcock

Far From The Madding Crow

This sounds like the regular cartoon feature in The Literary Review, called Illustrations to Unwritten Books. This month's features a stout lady of morose countenance in Georgian dress, behind a steering wheel, captioned "Northanger Cabbie".