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But CHAZ - what about the swish pick-up truck? Isn't that tremendously macho?

Indeed, I was once picked-up by one! :lol: whatever next...?! indeed!
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... oilet.html

Here's the English report on the toilet man....
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Angela Woodford wrote:But CHAZ - what about the swish pick-up truck? Isn't that tremendously macho?

Indeed, I was once picked-up by one! :lol: whatever next...?! indeed!

I wrote my comments on Phil's confession on the Housey Peaceful revolution thread....
I shall enjoy his upcoming reply!!
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Remember - this is not a man who is afraid to wear a lycra catsuit. :wink:
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A Buddhist mantra? Right! :?
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You don't have to be mad to be an Old Blue, but it helps......
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Well, it happened in the UK first (only it wasn't an arm but a head.....) :-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 937549.stm
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kerrensimmonds wrote:Well, it happened in the UK first (only it wasn't an arm but a head.....) :-

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west ... 937549.stm
Why isn't a 'plombier' as sexy as a 'pompier'? What the l's the difference? Honestly, you'd have thought he'd know better...
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... wives.html

Mrs. F is blonde, French and a great cook so I guess this survey is all bull!
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But that's what the men surveyed 'thought' and we all know what men think with. (Only joking)

We are two brunettes and a mouse in the office and the mouse is never at home, the number of men she has on the go is amazing.
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I once knew a medical student who did a stint in A and E in Brighton (he's subsequently become a Much Sought After Gynaecologist, to the Rich and Famous......) who came home to report that he had had to deal with a lady who presented to A and E with a bust of Beethoven just where it should not be....
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--- On Fri, 31/10/08


Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom
A vicar attended hospital with a potato stuck up his bottom - and claimed it got there after he fell on to the vegetable while naked.

Last Updated: 2:55PM GMT 31 Oct 2008
The clergyman, in his 50s, told nurses he had been hanging curtains when he fell backwards on to his kitchen table.
He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game.
The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in
Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals.
Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.
Speaking of the vicar, A & E nurse Trudi Watson, of Sheffield's Northern General Hospital, said: "He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in the kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.
"But it's not for me to question his story. He had to undergo surgery to have it removed."
She advised anyone tempted to use such objects in sex games to think again.
"It can be very dangerous and potentially life-threatening," she said.
"Surgery can lead to infection, nasty scarring, and it could possibly end up with the person having to use a colostomy bag as a result."
A hospital trust spokeswoman in Sheffield said: "Like all busy hospitals we do see some unusual accidents.
"But our staff deal with them in a discreet, professional and kind way."
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Discreet? Someone forget to tell Trudi.
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A Director of Nursing I once worked with told me that when he was a A&E nurse a chap came in with his todger pinned to a breadboard by a carving knife. The chap's wife had left him and he got drunk and decided he might as well cut it off for all the good it was going to be to him now. Messy business, by all accounts :lol: :lol:

Still, I'm sure Mary and Angela could probably outgross anything the rest of us could relate :mrgreen:
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